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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Jun 11, 2005.

  1. satya Moderator

    NDE stands for Near Death Experience.<br />Some people have the good grace to just die, some die, get brought back from the brink and then tell everyone ont he web what a thorougly amazing experience it was and how they're thinking of goind back there on holiday next year.<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.near-death.com>http://www.near-death.com</a> a definitive resource for this area, reams of scientific research and page of jokes too with death facts.<br /><br />A good one when you feel bored [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />].
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  3. Argyle New Member

    A Near Post Experience? <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />ROTFLMAO<br /><br />I should make up a website on this, and offer consulting services for people with the same experience.<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
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