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Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    Just before he died, he said to hiswife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

    And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

    Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
    black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
    "Wait just a minute!"

    She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
    Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

    So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put allthat money in there with your husband."

    She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?"

    "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    No doubt they are cute and clevers [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />
  4. benwilson New Member

    <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> nice<br /><br />'I reject your reality and substitute my own' - Adam Savage
  5. ranjitjain New Member

    Sometimes i doubt can woman be so much intelligent.......[}<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />][:0][:0][B)]<br /><br />I need to try this to test[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][xx(][^][:I]

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