SQL Server Performance

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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    I hope that Gaurav does not get angry[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />I search all Satya post since one year (option in search).<br />There are 113 pages.<br />20 posts per page.<br />Suppose 2 Satya answer per post?.<br />270 working days in one year?<br /><br />Well that mean 16.74 post per day!!!!!<br /><br />Or 365 days, 12.38 per day!!!.<br /><br />Questions:<br /><br />1) He have his brekfast every morning?<br />2) His lunch, supper?<br />3) The guy sleep?<br />4) Go to cinema sometime?<br />5) Watch TV?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br />
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    What was the name of that guy who said:<br />"There are three kinds of lies:<br />Lies, damned lies and statistics."<br /><br />Benjamin Disraeli?<br /><br />Again too much time, Luis? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />-----------------------<br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />-----------------------<br />
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    Yup, unfortunally[V].

    Luis Martin
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  4. satya Moderator

    Its time to answer Luis's counters: (its friday again)<br /><br /><i>1) He have his brekfast every morning?</i><br />Yes [^]<br /><i>2) His lunch, supper?</i><br />Yes [^]<br /><i>3) The guy sleep?</i><br />Yes [^] [|)]<br /><i>4) Go to cinema sometime?</i><br />Yes, once or twice in a fortnight.<br /><i>5) Watch TV?</i><br />Occassionally...[xx(]<br /><br />And most of my time in forums continues from 07:30 GMT to 16:00 (Mon. to Fri.) strictly.... at the end its a learning curve and great interest.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by LuisMartin</i><br /><br />I hope that Gaurav does not get angry[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />I search all Satya post since one year (option in search).<br />There are 113 pages.<br />20 posts per page.<br />Suppose 2 Satya answer per post?.<br />270 working days in one year?<br /><br />Well that mean 16.74 post per day!!!!!<br /><br />Or 365 days, 12.38 per day!!!.<br /><br />Questions:<br /><br />1) He have his brekfast every morning?<br />2) His lunch, supper?<br />3) The guy sleep?<br />4) Go to cinema sometime?<br />5) Watch TV?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

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