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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password.
    Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

    The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

    So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made itPlainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in:

    P... E... N... I...S...

    His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


    Luis Martin

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  2. jaybee New Member

    Pretty unrealistic joke. How many couple do you know where the wife has set up the home network?

    Yep, that's what I thought.
  3. MohammedU New Member

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