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Poems written by husband to wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    May have posted before

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

    I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



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    God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

    He saw me in dark, he created light .

    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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    Twinkle Twinkle little star

    You should know what you are

    And once you know what you are

    Mental hospital is not so far.



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    The rain makes all things beautiful.

    The grass and flowers too.

    If rain makes all things beautiful

    Why doesn't it rain on you?



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    Roses are red, Violets are blue

    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

    Not in cage but laughing at you.



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  2. satya Moderator

    Twinkle.. twinkle.. is hilarious [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  4. dineshasanka Moderator

    you can add more depending on your experience

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  5. satya Moderator

    Why don't you start it [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] from your experience! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  6. dineshasanka Moderator

    well I have little over 3 years of experience.

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  7. satya Moderator

    I don't see any problem with that, since the day 1 you will have something to build up [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].
  8. DilliGrg Member

    <br />Very funny...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] Keep it coming.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code">
  9. FrankKalis Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DilliGrg</i><br /><br /><br />Very funny...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] Keep it coming.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code"><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />You're not married, are you? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  10. DilliGrg Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DilliGrg</i><br /><br /><br />Very funny...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] Keep it coming.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code"><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />You're not married, are you? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Yes Frank, I am married but not that long to experience these. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code">
  11. FrankKalis Moderator

    Hey, I'm married for 12 years now after knowing my wife for about 6 months. Best thing ever could happen to me and I would instantly do it again. <br /><br />I confess...<br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  12. satya Moderator

    Read my reply above... start from day one [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DilliGrg</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DilliGrg</i><br /><br /><br />Very funny...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] Keep it coming.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code"><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />You're not married, are you? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Yes Frank, I am married but not that long to experience these. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code"><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
  13. DilliGrg Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br />Hey, I'm married for 12 years now after knowing my wife for about 6 months. Best thing ever could happen to me and I would instantly do it again. <br /><br />I confess...<br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Frank, was your wife sitting next to you when you wrote this?[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />] Just joking Frank...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br /><br />Name<br />--------- <br />Dilli Grg <br /><br />(1 row(s) affected)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code">
  14. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  15. FrankKalis Moderator

    Not really...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  16. Luis Martin Moderator

    What can I said?<br /><br />Since 1969 with the same woman[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  17. dineshasanka Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Luis Martin</i><br /><br /><br />Since 1969 with the same woman[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br />Luis Martin<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />that is lot of experience<br /><br />----------------------------------------<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><br />Visit my Blog at<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://dineshasanka.spaces.live.com/>http://dineshasanka.spaces.live.com/</a><br />
  18. FrankKalis Moderator

    Indeed [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  19. satya Moderator

    We can hear this years together [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] ...<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

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