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Poor Husband [:(]

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

    Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

    X asked, "Can you explain?"

    Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

    Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

    Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

    X asked, "Then what is your role?"

    Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    LOL [:D]
    Sounds familiar.
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

  4. satya Moderator

    Sounds very funny... hope Mr. Madhi would agree this within a month of so [;)].
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    <P mce_keep="true">[quote user="satya"] <P>Sounds very funny...&nbsp; hope Mr. Madhi would agree this within a month of so <IMG alt=Wink src="http://sql-server-performance.com/Community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif">. </P><P>[/quote]</P><P>Yes. Give me sometime [;)] [:D]</P>
  6. ghemant Moderator

    [quote user="Madhivanan"]Give me sometime [/quote] Month!!! [;)]

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