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Priceless! Honeymoon

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon,<br />so they go back to mom and dads for the night.<br /><br />In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.<br /><br />As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks<br />his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".<br /><br />Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies,<br />"Never mind what you think! Just go to school."<br /><br />Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" <br /><br />She replies, "No."<br /><br />Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies,<br />"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."<br /><br />After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"<br /><br />His mom says, "No." <br /><br />Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" <br /><br />His mom replies, "OK! What do you think? "<br /><br />He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /> <br /><br />
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  3. ghemant Moderator

    lol [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />

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