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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    A man came home from work and found his three
    children outside, still in their pajamas,
    playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
    wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was the
    front door to the house and there was no sign of
    the dog.

    Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
    bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and
    the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
    front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon
    channel, and the family room was strewn with
    toys and various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
    food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door
    was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor,
    a broken glass lay under the table, and a small
    pile of sand was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
    toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his
    wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
    something serious had happened. He was met with a
    small trickle of water as it made its way out
    the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found
    wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over
    the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap
    and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror
    and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
    still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading
    a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked
    how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and
    asked, "What happened here today?"

    She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
    when you come home from work and you ask me what
    in the world did I do today?"

    "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

    Keep Smiling

    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami

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