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Rhetorical Humour

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. satya Moderator

    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
    Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    Does a fish get cramps after eating?

    The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    Aah, it's Friday again. Will see what I can dig out on the humor front today.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  3. ranjitjain New Member

    [:0][B)][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    Satya, Do all they have answers?


    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  5. satya Moderator

    You can define your own answers, as I thought these are good enough to have fun.

    Satya SKJ
    This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.

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