Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Does a fish get cramps after eating? The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
Aah, it's Friday again. Will see what I can dig out on the humor front today.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
Madhivanan You can define your own answers, as I thought these are good enough to have fun. Satya SKJ Moderator http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum This posting is provided “AS IS†with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.
