See whether your habit falls under this list!

1) You place your refrigerator beside your computer. <br />2) Tech support calls YOU for help. <br />3) You start to experience “withdrawal” after not being online for a while. <br />4) Being called a newbie is a major insult to you. <br />5) Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes. <br />6) You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead. <br />7) You block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet. <br /><img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-11.gif' alt='8)' /> It takes you 15 minutes to scroll through your bookmarks from top to bottom. <br />9) When you check your mail and it says “no new messages”, you check again just to make sure. <br />10) You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. <br />11) You ask your doctor to implant 1 GB in your brain. <br />12) Your wife says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer and install a home network so you can chat. <br /><hr noshade size="1"><br />I admit 2,4,8 & 10 ... experimented the 12th one too [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]

2: yes<br />8: is nothing but a matter of organization [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br />10: would love to, but am afraid of my wife [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br />12: see 10<br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided �AS IS� with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />

2<br />4<br />6<br />9<br />would like to experiment 10th [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />MS SQL Server MVP<br />-------------------------<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>

Pretty joyful information from you [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bradmcgehee</i><br /><br />3, 4, 7, 8, and 9 all apply to me.<br /><br />--------------------------------<br />Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlbrad.com>http://www.sqlbrad.com</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />

Busy man always finds time, quoted by Bill Clinton [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />] and I follow that (with no doubt).<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by MohammedU</i><br /><br />I believe you follow only this quote of Bill Clinton nothing else [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />MohammedU.<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br />All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.<br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Care to expand on this? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

May be he is afraid of Bush now [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>