# Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to Stateâ€¦

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jun 6, 2006.

1. ### ghemantModerator

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

Hemantgiri S. Goswami
ghemant@gmail.com
"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
2. ### smyNew Member

haha..I like that! What about LAW OF IT?
3. ### FrankKalisModerator

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ROTFL

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
5. ### ranjitjainNew Member

Good to let us all know these laws which Newton forgot giving to the world.
6. ### khtanNew Member

LAW OF COFFEE
Absolutely TRUE ! No doubt about it.

KH
7. ### FrankKalisModerator

...and still we test each morning. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a>
8. ### mmarovicActive Member

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