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SPAM jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, May 11, 2007.

  1. satya Moderator

    In the recent light of spammers here, I would to share few jokes I have got from a chain link on SPammers [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<hr noshade size="1"><br />Q: How many spammers does it take to change a lightbulb? <br />A: They can't. They all expect it to remove itself. <br /><br />Q: How do spammers teach their kids which way to put their underwear on?<br />A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!<br /><br />Q: What do you call a spammer wearing a suit and tie?<br />A: The Defendant.<br /><br />Q: How do you get a spammer out of a tree?<br />A: Cut the rope.<br /><br />Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," he complained. The two men stopped, looked at each other, and then swapped their sandwiches.<br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

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