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Steps

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Jun 9, 2006.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    Since 1972 I live in a second floor without elevator.<br />Totals steps:37<br /><br />Total years: 34<br />So, 34*365 = 12410 days.<br /><br />At least 4 times per day (to work, to the supermarket, etc.).<br /><br />12410*4 = 49640 times.<br /><br />49640*37 = 1836680 steps.<br /><br />I have to find a new home with elevator[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    Hey, stepping is good for your health. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a>
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    Indeed, but try to go upstairs with supermarket bags and 57 years old.<br />Fortunally I'm in good physical condition, because tennis.<br />But what about when I get 67?[?]<br /><br />As you know, DBA must to come up (to prevent in my oppinion, to came up is google oppinion) with anticipation.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    Luis, Think that as Exercise [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br />But anyway you have to find what you want<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  5. satya Moderator

    Luis
    I amuse to know about your fitness and I hope you will find new home more useful with less strain.

    Satya SKJ
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator
    http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com
    This posting is provided �AS IS� with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.

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