A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady." ---------------------------------------- Cast your vote http://www.geocities.com/dineshasanka/sqlserver05.html http://spaces.msn.com/members/dineshasanka
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