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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ramkumar.mu, May 23, 2007.

  1. ramkumar.mu New Member

    A group of Rowdy elephants were sitting on the street...
    A glamorous female elephant passes by. what will the elephants say???
    wow!!! 360-240-360

    Two Guys Watching Bungee Jumping.
    1st guy: wanna try it?
    2nd guy: No way. I was born of faulty rubber and i dont wanna die becoz of it…


    "I will Catch u first
    I will take u to bed
    I will make u hot
    I will make u sweat
    I will make u tired
    I will make u vomit

    - Yours Lovingly,


    "Napolean: In my dictionary, there's no word called ""Impossible""
    Sardar: There's no point complaining now. you should have checked it before buying"


    "A young boy asks a priest, ""Father, is it a sin to sleep with a girl before marraige?""
    Priest: No, my child. But the problem is you guys never sleep"



    "It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

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  4. satya Moderator

    Elephants joke is LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  5. Luis Martin Moderator

    Good one!!

    Luis Martin

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    Stevie Wonder

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