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TGIFF

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by FrankKalis, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. FrankKalis Moderator

    Wow, learn some new acronym each day:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=TGIFF&Find=Find>http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=TGIFF&Find=Find</a> [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  2. benwilson New Member

    and it is 5pm here, so i am off home!! Have a good weekend!

    'I reject your reality and substitute my own' - Adam Savage
  3. ghemant Moderator

    hmmmm.... Friday Fun Strikes again.....




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  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    Usual Friday funnies [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  5. satya Moderator

    Guys 'n' Gals (if any)<br /><br />I suggest to keep running funnies especially on Fridays only.. to keep up the weekend spirit. DOn't get me wrong as this we can concentrate more on subject. <br /><br />Doh.. I believe this is not a good day.. to say about it...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt=':(' />]<br /><br /><br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    I agree with you, Satya. Keep posting such off-topic stuff only on Friday.

    Satya, what's up with you today?

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    Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. http://www.sqlpass.de)
  7. satya Moderator

    Frank

    I'm good and working from home since last 2 days, so having good fun with kidz and work simultaneously[8D].


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  8. ghemant Moderator

    Hi,<br />right , i will sure do this (mean post such off topics on friday).. [:I]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />Guys 'n' Gals (if any)<br /><br />I suggest to keep running funnies especially on Fridays only.. to keep up the weekend spirit. DOn't get me wrong as this we can concentrate more on subject. <br /><br />Doh.. I believe this is not a good day.. to say about it...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt=':(' />]<br /><br /><br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  9. benwilson New Member

    in Australia, its usual practice to *try* and get away early on Fridays(im sure it is the same all over the world)... these are known as POETS days...its in the acronym finder <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />'I reject your reality and substitute my own' - Adam Savage
  10. FrankKalis Moderator

    quote:Originally posted by satya

    Frank

    I'm good and working from home since last 2 days, so having good fun with kidz and work simultaneously[8D].


    Satya SKJ
    Moderator
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    Wish I my employer would institute something like that. Working at home with a well-dimensioned flat-rate. Sigh...

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    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    http://www.insidesql.de
    Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. http://www.sqlpass.de)
  11. ranjitjain New Member

    Ohhhhhh....[:0]<br />Now i have to wake up[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />] as TGIFF.....[^][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  12. ghemant Moderator

    Hi Ben,<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by benwilson</i><br /><br />in Australia, its usual practice to *try* and get away early on Fridays(im sure it is the same all over the world)... these are known as POETS days...its in the acronym finder <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />'I reject your reality and substitute my own' - Adam Savage<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />In india some territory doesn't have saturday & sunday off , we have wekdays till Saturday means sunday is only holiday [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt=':(' />][xx(]<br /><br /><br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  13. dineshasanka Moderator

    In Srilanka, most of our people have half a day on saturday. Not bad I guess
  14. Adriaan New Member

    In the Netherlands, I think Saturday off was introduced no earlier than in the late 1950s or early 1960s - must have been the same in most Western European countries. And Saturday morning used to be a schoolday too.<br /><br />Makes you realize that the "old-fashioned" stuff was the rule in "modern" societies for much longer than we realize. Again in the Netherlands, women would be fired from their job when they got married - it was already a big step forward when they didn't get fired until they got pregnant (after the marriage, of course[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]).
  15. benwilson New Member

    :-o one day weekends?!?! School on Saturdays?!?! I guess i am pretty lucky then!

    'I reject your reality and substitute my own' - Adam Savage

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