SQL Server Performance

The Test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ramkumar.mu, Oct 20, 2006.

  1. ramkumar.mu New Member

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> <br /> <br />During a visit to the mental asylum, <br />a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether <br />or not a patient should be institutionalized. <br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> <br /><br />.<br /><br />. <br />"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, <br />a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the <br />bathtub." <br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> <br />"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket <br />because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." <br /> <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br />"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Do you want a bed near the window?" <br /><br /><br />Thanks,<br />Ram<br /><br />"It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. ranjitjain New Member

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]

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