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Tips for Marriage for IT Professional

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U. <br /><br />Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.<br /><br />Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.<br /><br />Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.<br /><br />Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.<br /><br />Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.<br /><br />Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.<br /><br />Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.<br /><br />Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.<br /><br />Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.<br /><br />Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY <br /><br /><br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />Regards.<br /><br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com
  2. dineshasanka Moderator

    Nice one [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />] Another one:<a target="_blank" href=http://buttload.svana.org/ehunt.html>http://buttload.svana.org/ehunt.html</a><br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    Hemant, what is your wife's qualification? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br />can non IT professional marry software girl? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Another one:<a target="_blank" href=http://buttload.svana.org/ehunt.html>http://buttload.svana.org/ehunt.html</a><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Very very funny<br /><br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  5. ghemant Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Madhivanan</i><br /><br />Hemant, what is your wife's qualification? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br />can non IT professional marry software girl? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Another one:<a target="_blank" href=http://buttload.svana.org/ehunt.html>http://buttload.svana.org/ehunt.html</a><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Very very funny<br /><br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br /><br />Nope she is neither IT Professional nor software girl .... [:I]<br /><br />she is teacher.<br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com
  6. ranjitjain New Member

    Cooool ones hemant.

    i'm happy that i've found one .....
    Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

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