SQL Server Performance

TOP 10 HEIGHTS

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    Check these OUT [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />&gt; &gt; 1. What is height of Fashion?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; Dhoti(Indian Wear like a plain long cotton cloth to be wear in place of trouser) with a zip<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 2. What is height of Secrecy?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; Offering blank visiting cards.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 3. What is height of Activelaziness?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 4. What is height of Laziness?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; Adopting a child.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 5. What is height of Craziness?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 6. What is height of Forgetfulness?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 7. What is height of Stupidity?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 8. What is height of Honesty?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt; 9. What is height of Suicide?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; A dwarf jumping from the footpath(pedestrian road) on the road.<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; *************************************************************<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; 10. What is height of De-hydration?<br />&gt; &gt;<br />&gt; &gt; A cow giving milk powder.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />_____________________________________________________________________<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    Nice ones [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  4. chaitu1385 New Member

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]....funny<br /><br />krishna chaitanya.s<br />project engineer-SQLDBA<br /><br /><br />
  5. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />

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