Check these OUT [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />> > 1. What is height of Fashion?<br />> ><br />> > Dhoti(Indian Wear like a plain long cotton cloth to be wear in place of trouser) with a zip<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 2. What is height of Secrecy?<br />> ><br />> > Offering blank visiting cards.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 3. What is height of Activelaziness?<br />> ><br />> > Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 4. What is height of Laziness?<br />> ><br />> > Adopting a child.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 5. What is height of Craziness?<br />> ><br />> > Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 6. What is height of Forgetfulness?<br />> ><br />> > Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 7. What is height of Stupidity?<br />> ><br />> > A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 8. What is height of Honesty?<br />> ><br />> > A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> > 9. What is height of Suicide?<br />> ><br />> > A dwarf jumping from the footpath(pedestrian road) on the road.<br />> ><br />> > *************************************************************<br />> ><br />> > 10. What is height of De-hydration?<br />> ><br />> > A cow giving milk powder.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />_____________________________________________________________________<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
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