SQL Server Performance

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    20. "That's weird..."

    19. "It's never done that before."

    18. "It worked yesterday."

    17. "How is that possible?"

    16. "It must be a hardware problem."

    15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

    14. "There is something funky in your data."

    13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

    12. "You must have the wrong version."

    11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

    10. "I can't test everything!"

    9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

    8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

    7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

    6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

    5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

    4. "You can't use that version on your system."

    3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

    2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

    And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

    1. "It works on my machine"



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    dineshasanka, Sep 16, 2005
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  2. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />
    ghemant, Sep 16, 2005
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  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Seems to happen everywhere [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
    Madhivanan, Sep 16, 2005
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  4. ranjitjain New Member

    U r right Dinesh.
    I have used atleast 10 out of these 20....
    ranjitjain, Sep 16, 2005
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  5. dineshasanka Moderator

    dineshasanka, Sep 16, 2005
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  6. Madhivanan Moderator

    &gt;&gt;And number one the most famous one for me<br /><br />Not only for you [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
    Madhivanan, Sep 16, 2005
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