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TOP 3 SMS of the year

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator



    Third Best SMS:

    Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

    Second Best:


    Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

    BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:


    How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.






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  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br /> but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins. <br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Trust me. A knowledgeable girl can do this *much* faster. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    &gt;&gt;Trust me. A knowledgeable girl can do this *much* faster. <br /><br />You must have had hand on experience [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />
  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    I have a friend, who knows someone who has heard that it be much faster. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  6. ranjitjain New Member

    Really Cool ones.

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