SQL Server Performance

Twenty Tips

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    ONE.
    Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
    TWO.
    Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
    conversational skills will be as important as any other.
    THREE.
    Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
    FOUR.
    When you say, "I love you", mean it.
    FIVE.
    When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
    SIX.
    Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
    SEVEN.
    Believe in love at first sight.
    EIGHT.
    Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who
    don't have dreams don't have much.
    NINE.
    Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
    but it's the only way to live life completely.
    TEN.
    In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
    ELEVEN.
    Don't judge people by their relatives.
    TWELVE.
    Talk slowly but think quickly.
    THIRTEEN.
    When someone asks you a question you don't want
    to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
    FOURTEEN.
    Remember that great love and great
    achievements involve great risk.
    FIFTEEN.
    Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
    SIXTEEN.
    When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
    SEVENTEEN.
    Remember the three R's:
    Respect for self;
    Respect for others;
    Responsibility for all your actions.
    EIGHTEEN.
    Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
    NINETEEN.
    When you realize you've made a mistake,
    take immediate steps to correct it.
    TWENTY.
    Smile when picking up the phone.
    The caller will hear it in your voice.
    TWENTY ONE.
    Spend some time alone.


    hsGoswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
  2. ranjitjain New Member

    Good tips hemant, and good to know that love dose is working perfectly for you.
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Why did you stop at 21? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />TWENTY ONE.<br />Spend some time alone.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Hm, curious what this will look like, once you have children. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  5. ghemant Moderator

    Thankx for such appritiation. i dont want to make two cricket team [B)] [:I]

    hsGoswami
    ghemant@gmail.com

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