# Two Nuns

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Aug 5, 2006.

1. ### ghemantModerator

This is cute <br /><br />There were two nuns.. <br />One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), <br /><br />and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). <br /><br />It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. <br /><br />SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for <br />The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. <br /><br />SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. <br /><br />SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes <br />at the most! What can we do? <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. <br /><br />SM: It's not working. <br /><br />SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only <br />logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. <br /><br />SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and <br />I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. <br /><br />So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. <br /><br />Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is <br />worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. <br /><br />Then Sister Logical arrives. <br /><br />SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! <br />Tell me what happened! <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing happened. <br />The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me <br /><br />SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run <br />as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. <br /><br />SM: And? <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. <br /><br />SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing to do. <br />I lifted my dress up. <br /><br />SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? <br /><br />SL: The only logical thing to do. <br />He pulled down his pants. <br /><br /><br /><br />SM: Oh, no! What happened then? <br /><br />SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? <br />A nun with her dress up can run faster than man <br />with his pants down. <br /><br />And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, <br /><br />eat your heart out hahahahaha [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />------------------------<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>
2. ### FrankKalisModerator

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3. ### Luis MartinModerator

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very funny [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
5. ### Roji. P. ThomasNew Member

[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br />I gotta confess [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Roji. P. Thomas<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://toponewithties.blogspot.com>http://toponewithties.blogspot.com</a><br />
6. ### mmarovicActive Member

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7. ### HaywoodNew Member

lol, good one! <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /><br /><br />
8. ### deepakonthewebNew Member

[8D] LOL, me too

Deepak Kumar
MVP, MCDBA - SQL Server

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