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Walking Eagle

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by joechang, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. joechang New Member

    It is not my intent to politicize this forum
    and I will say I am not associated with any political party

    So I ask people to not take offense for reasons of party affiliation
    but please take offense for any other reason

    I think we can nominate a few dba's bosses too
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    Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major
    gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State .....

    She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for
    Increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

    She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
    Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

    At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
    The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of Chiefs how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.

    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of **** it can no longer fly.
  2. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />No offense[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided �AS IS� with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    Thinking again: very sad.



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  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] There is definitely much truth in this rumour:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/w/walkingeagle.htm>http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/w/walkingeagle.htm</a><br />But nonetheless it shows quite impressively that someone should obtain at least basic information about ones audience BEFORE one speaks at any lobby event.<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

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