YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN... • Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. • You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. • All of your friends have an @ in their names. • You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Excite. • You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. • The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg. • You forget what year it is. • You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." Customer: "The computer told me it had contagious memory. Does it have a virus?" Tech Support: "No, that is 'contiguous' memory, as in 'sequential'." Customer: "That is impossible, it said 'contagious'." Tech Support: "Type 'mem' and hit the 'enter' key." Customer: "Oh." "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system... • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. • BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. • Close your eyes and press escape three times. • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) • Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. • Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. • Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" • Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
I was beginning to wonder, if today really is Friday since no-one so far has posted some Friday funnies. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br />I was beginning to wonder, if today really is Friday since no-one so far has posted some Friday funnies. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />May be having fun somewhere [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
Its been very busy all this week at my work place, so I'm really looking forward for this friday. Satya SKJ Moderator http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum This posting is provided “AS IS†with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.
Even I waited for this friday since Monday as I'm gonna have a Blast at Party as the client has been here of my project. Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!
HA ha ha <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';-)' /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />
