YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN... â€¢ Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. â€¢ You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. â€¢ All of your friends have an @ in their names. â€¢ You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Excite. â€¢ You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. â€¢ You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. â€¢ The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg. â€¢ You forget what year it is. â€¢ You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." Customer: "The computer told me it had contagious memory. Does it have a virus?" Tech Support: "No, that is 'contiguous' memory, as in 'sequential'." Customer: "That is impossible, it said 'contagious'." Tech Support: "Type 'mem' and hit the 'enter' key." Customer: "Oh." "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system... â€¢ Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. â€¢ Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. â€¢ BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. â€¢ Close your eyes and press escape three times. â€¢ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) â€¢ Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. â€¢ Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. â€¢ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. â€¢ Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" â€¢ Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"