SQL Server Performance

which symtom do you have???

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by chiragkhabaria, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. chiragkhabaria New Member

    U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your milk groceries, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues" <br /><br /><br />2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember. <br /><br /><br /><br />3) U drink more tea or coffee than water. <br /><br /><br /><br />4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps) <br /><br /><br /><br />5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall. <br /><br /><br /><br />6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line. <br /><br /><br /><br />7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. <br /><br /><br /><img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-11.gif' alt='8)' /> Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR. <br /><br /><br /><br />9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours. <br /><br /><br /><br />10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself. <br /><br /><br /><br />11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam. <br /><br /><br /><br />13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going. <br /><br /><br /><br />14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U. <br /><br /><br /><br />15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT. <br /><br /><br /><br />16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12 <br /><br /><br /><br />17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it . <br /><br /><br /><br />18.)And now u r smiling!!!! <br /><br /><br /><br />Chirag
  2. ramkumar.mu New Member

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