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Why Lazydba?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Raulie, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. Raulie New Member

    Today I was surfing the internet for some scripts and found this site. I was blown away!
    http://www.lazydba.com

    Why Lazydba?
    The philosophy behind the name is this: A lazy dba is a SMART dba. A lazy dba is too lazy to look after databases manually , so they've written their own scripts, or bought a 3rd party piece of software in stead. A lazy dba doesn't want to be woken up in the middle of the night by a pager, so they proactively monitor their databases to make sure that there are no surprises. Remember, power steering was invented by a lazy engineer.
    So there.

  2. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />Ok... we treat you're not lazy after this post [8D][8D][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-11.gif' alt='8)' />]<br />Any reason why you've chosen that name.<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.</font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

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