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Why student fails in exam ...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    It's not the fault of the student if
    he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365#%92 days.

    Typical academic year for a student.
    1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year,
    which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

    2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather
    is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

    3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
    Balance 141 days.

    4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for
    health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

    5. Two hours daily for food & other
    delicacies (chewproperly & eat)-means 30days.
    Balance 96 days.

    6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social
    animal)-means 15 days. Balance 81 days.

    7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
    Balance 46 days.

    8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
    holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

    9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Balance
    3 days.

    10. Movies and functions atleast 2
    days. Balance 1 day.

    11. That 1 day is your birthday.
    “How can a student pass??"

    !!! [?]

    hsGoswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    Seems like students all over the world do have the very same image. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Because they are "Students" all over the world [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    You forget 1 day to read this Forum, so balance is -1. <br />Conclusion, when you are student you lear less year by year[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt=':eek:' />)].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />

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