Women as explained by Enginners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by khtan, Oct 19, 2006.

1. khtanNew Member

1. To find a women you need Time and Money.
therefore :

Woman = Time x Money

2. "Time is money" so

Time = Money

3. Therefore

Woman = (Money)2

4. "Money is the root of all problems"

Money = #8730;(Problems)

5. Therefore

Woman = (#8730;(Problems))2
Woman = Problems

KH
2. FrankKalisModerator

q.e.d [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
3. ramkumar.muNew Member

Another version of Dilbert i guess... may be an Indian Dilbert [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Ram<br /><br />"It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."

What is #8730?

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
5. FrankKalisModerator

Must be some code for the mathematical root symbol.

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6. ranjitjainNew Member

True[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]
7. khtanNew Member

What is #8730?