SQL Server Performance

Women as explained by Enginners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by khtan, Oct 19, 2006.

  1. khtan New Member

    1. To find a women you need Time and Money.
    therefore :


    Woman = Time x Money


    2. "Time is money" so


    Time = Money


    3. Therefore


    Woman = (Money)2


    4. "Money is the root of all problems"


    Money = #8730;(Problems)


    5. Therefore


    Woman = (#8730;(Problems))2
    Woman = Problems



    KH
    khtan, Oct 19, 2006
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  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    q.e.d [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
    FrankKalis, Oct 19, 2006
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  3. ramkumar.mu New Member

    Another version of Dilbert i guess... may be an Indian Dilbert [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Ram<br /><br />"It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."
    ramkumar.mu, Oct 20, 2006
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  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    What is #8730?

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
    Madhivanan, Oct 20, 2006
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  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    Must be some code for the mathematical root symbol.

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    FrankKalis, Oct 20, 2006
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  6. ranjitjain New Member

    True[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
    ranjitjain, Oct 20, 2006
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  7. khtan New Member

    quote:Originally posted by Madhivanan

    What is #8730?

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
    Sorry. It suppose to be square root symbol.


    KH
    khtan, Oct 20, 2006
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  8. chiragkhabaria New Member

    TAN, i guess you have lots of Experience facing female's ?? <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />Chirag<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://chirikworld.blogspot.com/>http://chirikworld.blogspot.com/</a>
    chiragkhabaria, Oct 21, 2006
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