SQL Server Performance

Women (contd...)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ramkumar.mu, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. ramkumar.mu New Member

    Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
    A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
    ensures U
    Continue to do so.

    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.

    They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
    love; after marriage it is self-defense

    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
    women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

    What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
    Magnets have a positive side!

    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
    and lighten your burden.
    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
    troubles.
    Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
    give up my seat to a lady.
    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

    Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
    It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

    What is a girl friend?
    Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

    Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest
    waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
    supersonic planes passing! by can't be heard.
    Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
    Falls?"

    Thanks,
    Ram

    "It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

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  3. ranjitjain New Member

    last one was best of the lot[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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