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working hard?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    How India is surviving! ! !<br /><br />The population of India is around 100 crores. <br /><br />But 19 crores are retired that leaves <br /><br />81 crores do the work. <br /><br />There are 25 crores in school, which leaves <br /><br />56 crores to do the work.<br /><br />Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Government, leaving <br /><br />34 crores to do the work.<br /><br />4 crores are in the Armed Forces, which leaves <br /><br />30 crores to do the work.<br /><br />Take away from above total the 20 crores people who work for<br /><br />State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!) and that leaves<br /><br />10 crores to do the work.<br /><br />Total unemployed are 8 crores and that leaves<br /><br />2 crores to do the work.<br /><br />At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, leaving <br /><br />80 lakhs to do the work.<br /><br />Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998<br />people in prisons throughout the country !!!<br /><br />That leaves just us to do the work.......You All and me!!!<br /><br />And currently YOU all are sitting at your computer reading this. So<br /><br />' I ' am the only person in this country who is working hard for the Nation.<br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    So, go ahead and do what you can do for your country! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />
  3. mmarovic Active Member

    Are you working? Really? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    Sure! All the time!!! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />

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