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Would you push a train if its stopped?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, May 18, 2007.

  1. satya Moderator

    For a moment you think it is a prank or joke, but its not and here it is:<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://sqlserver-qa.net/blogs/el/archive/2007/05/18/486.aspx>http://sqlserver-qa.net/blogs/el/archive/2007/05/18/486.aspx</a><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][8D]
  2. thomas New Member

    People in the UK wouldn't help, they'd just COMPLAIN. It's what we do best!
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by thomas</i><br /><br />People in the UK wouldn't help, they'd just COMPLAIN. It's what we do best!<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Nah, I guess we're _very_ tough competitors here in Germany in that respect. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  4. thomas New Member

    Trouble is, people over here don't realise how good they've got it. Some of them don't know they're born!
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    Does it happen only in India?

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    I hear you! (that was related to Thomas' reply)

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  7. Madhivanan Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />For a moment you think it is a prank or joke, but its not and here it is:<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://sqlserver-qa.net/blogs/el/archive/2007/05/18/486.aspx>http://sqlserver-qa.net/blogs/el/archive/2007/05/18/486.aspx</a><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][8D]<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Who is the author of the blog?<br />I see lot of SSP references over there [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  8. thomas New Member

    I think Satya himself is the esteemed author.
  9. satya Moderator

    Thanks Tom, yes I'm the owner of that site.... ta da.. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  10. FrankKalis Moderator

    ...what a suprise... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  11. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />] Not for you, I admit.<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  12. satya Moderator

    Such things only happen in India, where you get to see mixture of people not like in any other part of world. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Madhivanan</i><br /><br />Does it happen only in India?<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
  13. Luis Martin Moderator

    Well if something like that happens here, the people don't push the train. They burn it. (Two days ago in the most important train station in Buenos Aires).




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  14. satya Moderator

    Then see how it works like a mirror, a contrast of activities on both sides of the world.

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  15. Madhivanan Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />Thanks Tom, yes I'm the owner of that site.... ta da.. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Where is your name in that blog? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  16. satya Moderator

    There isn't my name anywhere on the blogs of Sqlserver-qa.net, except on homepage about the Tech-ed and elsewhere I prefer not to for sometime. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

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