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Happy Thanksgiving

One of the SQL Server forums that I often read had a joke today that I thought was appropriate considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving. A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, "Can I join you". Thanksgiving is a traditional North American holiday and an opportunity for families to spend time together. However you plan on spending Thanksgiving this year I hope that it is a safe and happy holiday for you.
– Peter Ward

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