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100 mark by Jude a k a 'webmaster'

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  1. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] Well why don't we congratulate first milestone by our webmaster on this site, your work is also most valuable here, Jude. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Apr 24, 2007
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  2. Luis Martin Moderator

    Don't know the word in English (in Spanish: chupamedias[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]).<br />We call that, a person who want to be nice all the time with his boss[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />].<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided �AS IS� with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
    Luis Martin, Apr 24, 2007
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  3. satya Moderator

    So you don't appreciate your boss's work [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Apr 24, 2007
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  4. ndinakar Member

    <br /><br />dont you remember those rules of work ??<br /><br /><pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br />(1) Boss is always right<br />(2) If boss is wrong, refer (1) <br /></font id="code"></pre id="code"><br /><br />anyways, congratulations Jude ( would that be Mr/Ms/Mrs ?? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]) not that we need to know..just out of curiosity. we have so many unisex (or is it multi-sex) names [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] its good to know who we are talking to..helps when making comments [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />***********************<br />Dinakar Nethi<br />SQL Server MVP<br />***********************<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dinakar/>http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dinakar/</a>
    ndinakar, Apr 24, 2007
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  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    Well, wait until Jude steps in and answers SQL Server related questions. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
    FrankKalis, Apr 24, 2007
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  6. MohammedU New Member

    Looks like some one ran the update to increase the count [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br />Is SSP is SOX compliance[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />] <br /><br />Just kidding [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Congratulations Jude [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />MohammedU.<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br />All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.<br />
    MohammedU, Apr 24, 2007
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  7. Luis Martin Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />So you don't appreciate your boss's work [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Of course I appreciate my boss works. <br />The problem is: Since long time I'm my boss[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
    Luis Martin, Apr 24, 2007
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  8. FrankKalis Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />Of course I appreciate my boss works. <br />The problem is: Since long time I'm my boss<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Wrong!<br />You're married. Your wife might give you the illusion that you're the boss. Nothing else. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
    FrankKalis, Apr 24, 2007
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  9. ranjitjain New Member

    Congratulations Jude,
    Without your contribution and dedication to SSP, no one will be able to work here.
    ranjitjain, Apr 24, 2007
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  10. judehk New Member

    HAHAHA!

    Thanks guys enjoyed that, I actually missed me hitting the HUGE triple figure mark!

    Will be a while (loooooooooong time) before I'm able to answer SQL Server questions.

    Thanks All
    judehk, Apr 25, 2007
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  11. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] LOL Frank, that is a worldwide formula [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />Of course I appreciate my boss works. <br />The problem is: Since long time I'm my boss<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Wrong!<br />You're married. Your wife might give you the illusion that you're the boss. Nothing else. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Apr 25, 2007
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  12. Luis Martin Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />Of course I appreciate my boss works. <br />The problem is: Since long time I'm my boss<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Wrong!<br />You're married. Your wife might give you the illusion that you're the boss. Nothing else. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />You always, all the time, bring me to reality.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt=':(' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
    Luis Martin, Apr 25, 2007
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  13. FrankKalis Moderator

    Always at your service... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
    FrankKalis, Apr 25, 2007
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  14. ghemant Moderator

    Congrtulations Jude [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />MS SQL Server MVP<br />-------------------------<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>
    ghemant, Apr 25, 2007
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  15. bradmcgehee New Member

    Hey Jude (yes, I am a Beatles fan) post your photo in your profile. It is always fun to see what everyone looks like.

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    Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP
    http://www.sqlbrad.com
    bradmcgehee, Apr 26, 2007
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  16. ghemant Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bradmcgehee</i><br /><br />Hey Jude (yes, I am a Beatles fan) post your photo in your profile. It is always fun to see what everyone looks like.<br /><br />--------------------------------<br />Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlbrad.com>http://www.sqlbrad.com</a><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />What about this thread ?!!! <br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2526>http://www.sql-server-performance.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2526</a> [}<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />MS SQL Server MVP<br />-------------------------<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>
    ghemant, Apr 26, 2007
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  17. Luis Martin Moderator

    Long time ago, I'm afraid. I was 4 years younger[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt=':(' />].<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided �AS IS� with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
    Luis Martin, Apr 26, 2007
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  18. FrankKalis Moderator

    Does anybody remember or can tell me, what the size of the picture should be?

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    Frank Kalis
    Moderator
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Webmaster:http://www.insidesql.de
    FrankKalis, Apr 26, 2007
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  19. satya Moderator

    Frank<br />If you are asking for here I believe there isn't any such specification, not like in MVP site.<br /><br />You look different now as compared to the one in MVP site [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />], normal 1024x768 pixels will do.<br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Apr 27, 2007
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  20. FrankKalis Moderator

    I think there is a recommended size or proportion. Will have to tweak this a bit, but I'm too lazy for that now. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
    FrankKalis, Apr 27, 2007
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  21. satya Moderator

    Hm, then Brad is best to answer that and I thought you are a snitz pro too so can't argue with you [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Apr 27, 2007
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  22. FrankKalis Moderator

    I ran Snitz several years on your intranet, but I can't remember off the top of my head.

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    Frank Kalis
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    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Webmaster:http://www.insidesql.de
    FrankKalis, Apr 27, 2007
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  23. bradmcgehee New Member

    If I remember correctly, the recommended photo size is 150x150 pixels.

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    Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP
    http://www.sqlbrad.com
    bradmcgehee, Apr 27, 2007
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  24. FrankKalis Moderator

    Yes, I think it was something along these lines. However, I can't find the exact specs on snitz.com. I will try this over the weekend. Thanks! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
    FrankKalis, Apr 27, 2007
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