1967 vs 2007 This is only for those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... 1967: Long hair 2007: Longing for hair 1967: KEG 2007: EKG 1967: Acid rock 2007: Acid reflux 1967: Moving to California because it's cool 2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1967: Seeds and stems 2007: Roughage 1967: Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM 1967: Going to a new, hip joint 2007: Receiving a new hip joint 1967: Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones 1967: Being called into the principal's office 2007: Calling the principal's office 1967: Disco 2007: Costco 1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1967: Passing the drivers' test 2007: Passing the vision test 1967: Whatever 2007: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987. They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?" "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane, Boss, de plane" They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
Just what I needed today to make me feel better. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />] good to revisit some facts above, any reason for highlighting them with big font [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />].<br /><br /><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Writer, Contributing Editor & Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing. <hr noshade size="1">Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves or we know where we can find information on it.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
I was not born in 1967[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS†with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Luis Martin</i><br /><br />I was not born in 1967[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS†with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />No, certainly not. But you are one of the few guys around here that were teens at that time. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />scnr...<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
you may also add ...<br />1950: No hair <br />2007: No more hair <br /><br />[^][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt='' />)]
Hm, unfortunately there is some truth in there. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sql-server-performance.com>http://www.sql-server-performance.com</a><br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
