SQL Server Performance

Angry DBA

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    Q: How many DBAs does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: "Why do you always wait until the last minute to ask me to push a light bulb into production? This isn't a database issue, anyway."



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  2. mmarovic Active Member

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  3. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt=':eek:' />)]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />------------------------<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  6. satya Moderator

    LOL, that was the similar answer we would give at our end....always in similar cases [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  7. ranjitjain New Member

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  8. Haywood New Member

    That's a hardware issue, call Engineering. <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />

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