F1 fun ---- friday again

Q: What is the difference between Ralf Schumacher and God? <br />A: God knows he is not Ralf Schumacher.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between Jacques Villeneuve and a bus driver?<br />A: One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.<br /><br />A snail was employed to race for Williams but because he was a snail he wasn't allowed a number on his car so instead used the letter 'S' At his first Grand Prix the snail excelled, and at the moment he took first place the commentator screamed out "And look at that Ess-Car Go!"<br /><br />Schumi and DC are in a desert. Evening comes, they set up their tent. Both go to sleep. DC wakes up in the middle of the night. Schumi isn't in the tent. He can hear something coming from outside the tent. DC peeps out and sees Schumi running around the tent like crazy, a big lion after him... <br />DC: Run faster, he's gonna catch you! Schumi: Don't worry, I lead by three laps... <br /><br />'Michael Schumachers wife says she doesn't want Turkey for Christmas this year, so he's going to buy her Denmark instead.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Q:Whats the difference between Damon and Tiger Woods?<br />A: Tiger can drive further than 200 yards!!!! <hr noshade size="1"><br /><br />World Motor Sport Council has decided that Microsoft (Yes, that Microsoft. Really.) will be the official supplier of engine control units under the new rules, which go into effect for the 2008 season.<br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br />

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Hemantgiri S. Goswami
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ROTFL

Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail

Its sad to know that F1's most successful driver will hang up his helmet next month after admitting he could not be sure of maintaining the 'winning' standards --- that is Michael Schumacher.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

F1 is actually yet another sport I'm not willing to understand. Grown-up men drive as fast as they can around in circles, pollute the air, produce hell of a noise and millions around the globe go crazy. This is just plain ridiculous to me.

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Frank Kalis
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Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Webmaster:http://www.insidesql.de

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Roji. P. Thomas</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br />F1 is actually yet another sport I'm not willing to understand. Grown-up men drive as fast as they can around in circles, pollute the air, produce hell of a noise and millions around the globe go crazy. This is just plain ridiculous to me.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Just like Football, where 23 men run behind a single ball [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Roji. P. Thomas<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://toponewithties.blogspot.com>http://toponewithties.blogspot.com</a><br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Absolutely, or Cricket.... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt='' />)]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by chiragkhabaria</i><br /><br />Aha Frank you play Cricket..[?]<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />LOL. No, not really. <br />I just thought I'd mention Cricket because through this forum I picked up that Indians seems to kind of crazy about that sport. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>

... and sometimes with ball tampering allegations [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />] ..walking out from match.<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Roji. P. Thomas</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Roji. P. Thomas</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br />F1 is actually yet another sport I'm not willing to understand. Grown-up men drive as fast as they can around in circles, pollute the air, produce hell of a noise and millions around the globe go crazy. This is just plain ridiculous to me.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Just like Football, where 23 men run behind a single ball [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Roji. P. Thomas<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://toponewithties.blogspot.com>http://toponewithties.blogspot.com</a><br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Absolutely, or Cricket.... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt='' />)]<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Exactly, Sometime they even play continuosly for five days and most of the time without any result [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Roji. P. Thomas<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://toponewithties.blogspot.com>http://toponewithties.blogspot.com</a><br /><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Adriaan</i><br /><br />Roji,<br /><br />If you start counting like that, it's 25.<br /><br />Two sides of eleven players and the referee indeed add up to 23. But if you include the referee, you must also add the two linesmen who run up-and-down the sideline to keep up with the last defender. The fourth official doesn't move along with the flow of the game, which is the same reason why the coaches don't count.<br /><br />Note that we're not counting streakers.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Also include substitutes [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Frank, Indeed you made a good point<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />Can you tell it's Monday again?<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Yes, and a bad monday it was indeed. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-6.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>