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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. satya Moderator

    Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Then General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
    Actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong.
      • Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
        • I will surround their house by myself.
          • Beat him out of recognizable shape!
            • I have been scared silly too much lately.
              • The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
                • The Americans will not save you for Christmas.
                  • Both of you will die when the sun hits the bell.
                    • You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
                      • I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
                        • Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
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