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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by patel_mayur, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. patel_mayur New Member

    > Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
    > celebrate their 40th anniversary.
    > >
    > >Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
    > "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
    > engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
    >
    >> Luckily, I
    > see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the
    > beach.
    > >
    > >However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to
    > live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
    > >
    > >Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
    > island.
    > >
    > >An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our
    > Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
    > >
    > >"No, sweetheart," she responds.
    > >
    > >Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we
    > pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
    > >
    > >"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
    > >
    > >"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto
    > loan to them too this month?" he asks.
    > >
    > >"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
    > >
    > > Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Mona pulls
    > away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > Rajiv answers, "I am sure they'll find us!"

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    Knowledge is not Power !!!
    But When its acted upon then its Power !!!
  2. dineshasanka Moderator

    is it a joke of add from ICCI bank

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  3. satya Moderator

    Sounds like an advertisement of ICICI bank....
  4. patel_mayur New Member

    quote:Originally posted by satya

    Sounds like an advertisement of ICICI bank....

    Oops !!! Its not an advertisement...

    You can not run away from lenders especially if its bank. They will find you out from any corner of the world. So its bad if they find out if you are not lost but good when you are lost !!!



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    Knowledge is not Power !!!
    But When its acted upon then its Power !!!
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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