> Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to > celebrate their 40th anniversary. > > > >Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, > "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our > engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. > >> Luckily, I > see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the > beach. > > > >However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to > live on the island for the rest of our lives!" > > > >Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the > island. > > > >An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our > Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?" > > > >"No, sweetheart," she responds. > > > >Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we > pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?" > > > >"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says. > > > >"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto > loan to them too this month?" he asks. > > > >"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either." > > > > Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Mona pulls > away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?" > > > > > > Rajiv answers, "I am sure they'll find us!" ------------------------ Knowledge is not Power !!! But When its acted upon then its Power !!!