SQL Server Performance

Height of.___________ Guess It...ok

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    1. What is height of Fashion?

    Dhoti with a zip

    ***********************************************************

    2. What is height of Secrecy?

    Offering blank visiting cards.

    ***********************************************************

    3. What is height of Activelaziness?

    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

    ***********************************************************

    4. What is height of Laziness?

    Adopting a child.

    ***********************************************************

    5. What is height of Craziness?

    Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

    ***********************************************************

    6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

    Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

    ***********************************************************

    7. What is height of Stupidity?

    A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

    ***********************************************************

    8. What is height of Honesty?

    A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

    ***********************************************************
    9. What is height of Suicide?

    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

    ***********************************************************

    10. What is height of De-hydration?

    A cow giving milk powder.

    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Dhoti is one of Indian Traditional dresses [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

  5. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.<br />Leonardo Da Vinci<br /></font id="size1"><br /><font size="1"> Nunca esperes el reconocimiento de tus hijos, eso ocurrirá luego de tu muerte<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />

Share This Page