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I love Dilbert

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by avinashram, May 26, 2006.

  1. avinashram New Member

    DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY:
    Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.
    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
    Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
    Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time

    It therefore follows:
    Knowledge = Work / Time
    and since
    Time = Money,
    we have:
    Knowledge =Work / Money.

    Solving for Money,
    we get:
    Money = Work/Knowledge

    Thus,

    As Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
    Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
    Conclusion 2: This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more
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  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. ranjitjain New Member

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />Really Good One.
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.<br />Leonardo Da Vinci<br /></font id="size1"><br /><font size="1"> Nunca esperes el reconocimiento de tus hijos, eso ocurrirá luego de tu muerte<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  5. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    Sometimes even Dilbert can't keep up with reality. <br /><br />...but I just love Dilbert. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />Ich unterstuetze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>)
  7. smy New Member

    Totally agreed with Dilbert....

    Hopefully my boss aren't going to see my post here..
  8. satya Moderator

    Whats yr boss email address?[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][}<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by smy</i><br /><br />Totally agreed with Dilbert....<br /><br />Hopefully my boss aren't going to see my post here..<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
  9. smy New Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />Whats yr boss email address?[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][}<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by smy</i><br /><br />Totally agreed with Dilbert....<br /><br />Hopefully my boss aren't going to see my post here..<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />[:0] ... thats evil, satya... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]

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