SQL Server Performance

Interview Story

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

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    Story I
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    E: Do u have a boyfriend?
    C: I have.
    E: Is he working Locally?
    C: No. He is working Overseas.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
    C: Why?
    E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
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    Story II
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    E: Any girl friends?
    C: No.
    E: So far chased any before?
    C: Have, but not successful.
    E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
    C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
    personal issue.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
    C: Why?
    E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
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    Story III
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    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she pretty?
    C: Not quite.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
    C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
    E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
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    Story IV
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    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she pretty?
    C: yes
    E: Is she your first lover?
    C: Yes.
    E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
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    Story V
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    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she your first lover?
    C: No. Have a few already.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"!
    (Job hoper lah!)
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    Story VI
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    E: Any boyfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is he rich?
    C: No.
    E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.
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    Story VII
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    E: Any boyfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is he rich ?
    C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
    E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
    C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
    E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
    C: Secretary!
    E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
    C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
    E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
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    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami

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