<font face="Comic Sans MS">When a man choose a laptop like choosing a wife...<br /><br />he will look around and find a 'pretty and light weight' one out of the rest <br /><font color="blue">(Outer look of the computer)</font id="blue"><br /><br />he will inspect through the 'character' and 'inner beauty' of the 'pretty' one<br /><font color="blue">(Specification of the computer)</font id="blue"><br /><br />Once satisfied with the one he chose,<br />he will look for the church priest <font color="blue">(the sales person)</font id="blue"><br /><br />he paid for his 'future wife's freedom' <font color="blue">(computer's price)</font id="blue"><br />...and quickly register for a marriage certificate <font color="blue">(Warranty Certificate)</font id="blue"><br />From then on, he treats his wife well..<br /><br />He will make sure she survive through any kind of illnesses <font color="blue">(Computer Viruses)</font id="blue"><br /><br />He will look for a private doctor to look after her <font color="blue">(Antivirus Software)</font id="blue"> and keep her updated with the outside world <font color="blue">(using Windows Update)</font id="blue"><br /><br />Anyone envy his wife? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><font size="1">It's friday again!</font id="size1"><br /></font id="Comic Sans MS">
[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
It will be good if we have laptop as wife [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' />]<br />as we can keep m ore than one and throw whichever doesn't work.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br />
<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />
How about children? Can't use Norton Ghost or similar.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]
[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.<br />Leonardo Da Vinci<br /></font id="size1"><br /><font size="1"> Nunca esperes el reconocimiento de tus hijos, eso ocurrirá luego de tu muerte<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS†with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
Hm, I wonder how virtualization software fits into that picture here [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />Ich unterstuetze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>)
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by FrankKalis</i><br /><br />Hm, I wonder how virtualization software fits into that picture here [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />Ich unterstuetze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>)<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />multiple personality ?<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><br /><font size="1">KH</font id="size1">
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?<br /><br />Hm, what about a virtual wife? Sounds not like the worst idea on Earth sometimes. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />Ich unterstuetze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>)
