(copied from Internet) Your first reaction to your kids credit card/phone bill is to ROLLBACK! You remove the cursor from your computer and use the keyboard because â€œcursors are the devils seedâ€.  You spend your lunch break inventing new DBCC commands e.g. DBCC LOSE_DATA(â€˜annoying_userâ€™) WITH NORECOVERY When your partner asks you to tidy up you run a DBCC REINDEX? The high point of your day is killing an offending user process and you debate adding an index or deleting a user for performance improvement.