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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
    The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins to read her book. Along comes a forest policeman in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, thinking "Isn't that obvious?"

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment."

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
    "Probably that I married you for your money."

  2. satya.sqldba New Member

    Both are funny [:D]

  3. ndinakar Member

    ROFL.... both are really funny...
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    Nonetheless the jokes you've posted here lately all go into the same direction. Hm... [:p]
  5. Luis Martin Moderator

    BTW: Your first name is Sigmund ?[:D]
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    No, I'm afraid not. That's just the guy around the corner. Should I say him "Hello"? [:p]
  7. ghemant Moderator

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