Question: What#%92s the difference between a terrorist and a DBA?<br />Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist! <br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS†with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
Uhoh, it that politically correct? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br /><br />Any Star Trek Fans around?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.galisteo.com/gallant/humor/klingon1.htm>http://www.galisteo.com/gallant/humor/klingon1.htm</a><br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
A DBA is logical and seldom follows the advice of some wacho whispering in his ear. DOH (Yeah, that one probably isn't PC) lol MeanOldDBA derrickleggett@hotmail.com When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
I don't get the meaning. My dictionary doesn't translate wacho. http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=doh Which one? --Frank http://www.insidesql.de
Here you go Frank. <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /><br /><br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=wacky>http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=wacky</a><br /><br /><br />What a kewl dictionary. Look up DOH. As an fyi, that's not really the meaning intended for wacky or wacko (a person who is wacky) many times. It's often used to refer to someone who is loony, off his rocker, insane, a cookoo bird, a dead ringer, left side of saturn, dumb@$$. <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /><br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
Thanks,http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=yahoo --Frank http://www.insidesql.de
Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /> <br />You Always Have Other Options <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /> <br /><br />Those two don't really go together do they? lol<br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
Blasphemy!!! <br /><img src='http://www.insidesql.de/images/devil-smiley-029.gif' border='0' /><br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />] I imagine what Derrick means... like Homer.<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by derrickleggett</i><br /><br />A DBA is logical and seldom follows the advice of some wacho whispering in his ear. DOH<br /><br />(Yeah, that one probably isn't PC) lol<br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS†with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
Question: What#%92s the difference between a terrorist and a DBA? Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist! The only thing I understand of all post. (Don't worry guys, I'll ask my dougther about rest) Luis Martin Moderator SQL-Server-Performance.com All postings are provided “AS IS†with no warranties for accuracy.
Frank, where did the little devil come from? That's just freaking kewl. MeanOldDBA derrickleggett@hotmail.com When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
Derrick, now you're badly disappointing me [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt='' />]<br />The right mouse button is your friend in this case.<br /><br />I will zip them and mail to you. <br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
I have him saved. I just want to know where he came from? <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt='' /><br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
Ooh, I see. Blame it on my bad english [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]<br />Don't know the location anymore, but the file is called Svedbollensmilies.zip<br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
http://www.click-smilies.de/smilies_deutsch.html Then select Teufel 1 in the select box on the left. Google is amazing. Dave Hilditch.
I was just thinking about this title today. I think most of the developers and IT people at work think I'M a terrorist. lol MeanOldDBA derrickleggett@hotmail.com When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
