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Terrorist & DBA

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Aug 17, 2004.

  1. satya Moderator

    Question: What#%92s the difference between a terrorist and a DBA?<br />Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist! <br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    Uhoh, it that politically correct? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Any Star Trek Fans around?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.galisteo.com/gallant/humor/klingon1.htm>http://www.galisteo.com/gallant/humor/klingon1.htm</a><br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  3. derrickleggett New Member

    A DBA is logical and seldom follows the advice of some wacho whispering in his ear. DOH

    (Yeah, that one probably isn't PC) lol

    MeanOldDBA
    derrickleggett@hotmail.com

    When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

  5. derrickleggett New Member

    Here you go Frank. <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=wacky>http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=wacky</a><br /><br /><br />What a kewl dictionary. Look up DOH. As an fyi, that's not really the meaning intended for wacky or wacko (a person who is wacky) many times. It's often used to refer to someone who is loony, off his rocker, insane, a cookoo bird, a dead ringer, left side of saturn, dumb@$$. <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

  7. derrickleggett New Member

    Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> <br />You Always Have Other Options <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> <br /><br />Those two don't really go together do they? lol<br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
  8. FrankKalis Moderator

    Blasphemy!!! <br /><img src='http://www.insidesql.de/images/devil-smiley-029.gif' border='0' /><br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  9. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] I imagine what Derrick means... like Homer.<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by derrickleggett</i><br /><br />A DBA is logical and seldom follows the advice of some wacho whispering in his ear. DOH<br /><br />(Yeah, that one probably isn't PC) lol<br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  10. Luis Martin Moderator

    Question: What#%92s the difference between a terrorist and a DBA?
    Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist!

    The only thing I understand of all post. (Don't worry guys, I'll ask my dougther about rest)

    Luis Martin
    Moderator
    SQL-Server-Performance.com

    All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.

  11. derrickleggett New Member

    Frank, where did the little devil come from? That's just freaking kewl.

    MeanOldDBA
    derrickleggett@hotmail.com

    When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
  12. FrankKalis Moderator

    Derrick, now you're badly disappointing me [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br />The right mouse button is your friend in this case.<br /><br />I will zip them and mail to you. <br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  13. derrickleggett New Member

    I have him saved. I just want to know where he came from? <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />MeanOldDBA<br />derrickleggett@hotmail.com<br /><br />When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
  14. FrankKalis Moderator

    Ooh, I see. Blame it on my bad english [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />Don't know the location anymore, but the file is called Svedbollensmilies.zip<br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  15. dhilditch New Member

    Right click the image and select Properties to find out where it came from.

    Dave Hilditch
  16. dhilditch New Member

    http://www.click-smilies.de/smilies_deutsch.html

    Then select Teufel 1 in the select box on the left. Google is amazing.

    Dave Hilditch.
  17. FrankKalis Moderator

  18. derrickleggett New Member

    I was just thinking about this title today. I think most of the developers and IT people at work think I'M a terrorist. lol

    MeanOldDBA
    derrickleggett@hotmail.com

    When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.

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