SQL Server Performance

The daily; always good for entertainment...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Haywood, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. Haywood New Member

    http://www.thedailywtf.com/forums/55454/ShowPost.aspx<br /><br />Isn't it obvious? The answer is 42! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

    Have you seen to comments?<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />The joins of inner earth <br /><br />Three keys (-1, 0, null) for the left-outer-Elves under the sky<br />Seven for the YN-Dwarf-lookups in their text "unknown"<br />Null four Dummy Row, doomed to lie<br />One for the Table Cases on his tps_reportable throne<br /><br />No Field to rule them all, One Other Query to find them,<br />One Join Not Specified to bring them all and in the darkness bind them....<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />I really like that! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.<br />Leonardo Da Vinci<br /></font id="size1"><br /><font size="1"> Nunca esperes el reconocimiento de tus hijos, eso ocurrirá luego de tu muerte<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />

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