SQL Server Performance

~*~Type Of Girls~*~

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    HARD DISK GIRLS:

    she remembers everything, FOREVER

    RAM GIRLS:

    she forget about you, the moment turn her off

    WINDOW GIRLS:

    everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live

    without her.

    SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

    INTERNET GIRLS:

    Difficult to access

    SERVER GIRLS:

    Always busy when you need her.

    MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

    She makes horrible things look beautiful

    EMAIL GIRLS:

    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

    VIRUS GIRLS:

    Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,

    in stall herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall

    her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will

    lose everything...





    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    Good Girls [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    The best of this week[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    Will have to keep that in mind! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  5. ranjitjain New Member

    -Hemant,<br />Is there any other type like safely removed hardware(Pen Drive)[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  6. ghemant Moderator

    Hi,<br />no still it need to be developed [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />

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