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Why students fail in exam???????

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    Message: Why students fail in exam???????<br /><br />It's not the student's fault if he/she fails. Its because the year has an 'ONLY<br /> 365' days.<br /><br />Typical academic year for a student.<br /><br />1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.<br /><br />2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.<br /> Balance 263 days .<br /><br />3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.<br /><br />4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.<br /><br />5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - means 30<br /> days. Balance 96 days.<br /><br />6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. Balance 81 days.<br /><br />7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.<br /><br />8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.<br /><br />9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.<br /><br />10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.<br /><br />That 1 day is B'day<br />How to expect a student to PASS!!!!!!<br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. smy New Member

    haha..thats students exam.....what about employees performance?? Is there any?
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  5. ghemant Moderator

    <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> LOL<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />
  6. dineshasanka Moderator

    hmm Good reasons

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